"my hair looks quite absurd when i'm on the treadmill. need 2 find a more whimsical gym"

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When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
posted 3 days ago; via merwytch (dominicandeathtrap) with 51,498 notes
posted 4 days ago; via dailyayoade (arcticmonkeysrandom) with 814 notes
tagged with .arctic monkeys .richard ayoade 

"I’m not sure if it’s a monkey or a marsupial, but it’s a small animal, nocturnal, with big eyes that moves very slowly"

posted 6 days ago; via noelsfielding (ollystarlings) with 444 notes
tagged with .noel fielding .never mind the buzzcocks 

seriousjones:

*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck

posted 6 days ago; via chillsenpai (seriousjones) with 52,397 notes

vampireweekynd:

when someone makes you take out you earphones to talk to themimage

posted 6 days ago; via baio-mayo (vampireweekynd) with 499 notes

teatimecalum:

girls don’t want boys girls want sweet lemonade, sweet sweet lemonade

posted 6 days ago; via segwehey (teatimecalum) with 103 notes
Things I can and cannot do according to Alex Turner:

pinballbreakfast:

Can:

Can’t:

posted 6 days ago; via l-want-every-other-freckle (pinballbreakfast) with 3,056 notes

tsundereslasher:

Chris Evans Alphabet → Plaid
dedicated to @prettyprettyday

posted 6 days ago; via askyofdiamond (tsundereslasher) with 2,532 notes
tagged with .babe .chris evans 

5000y:

theclearlydope:

Watch this flow. 

HIS FACE

posted 1 week ago; via dayandnightitsjustlife (duragdaddy) with 176,331 notes

nickfuckface:

halloween2007:

drunkonfanfiction:

fedorathexplorer:

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

What is this

embarrassment incarnate

posted 1 week ago; via nopetimistic (fedorathexplorer) with 79,575 notes
posted 1 week ago; via cybervisor (chemtrailqueen) with 55,392 notes

quamraeros:

pr1nceshawn:

The Photos Disney Characters Would Take If They Had Instagram Accounts by Simona Bonafini.

Hercules won

posted 1 week ago; via werenothingbutrouble (pr1nceshawn) with 234,341 notes

jaclcfrost:

how many episodes was that character in, you ask???
not as many as they deserve
not enough to satisfy me

posted 1 week ago; via karkatzi (jaclcfrost) with 65,995 notes
the new meme is

denchgang:

*pulls two pieces of paper out a hat* slug….recruitment 

*all of tumblr starts chanting slug recruitment*

posted 1 week ago; via rascutein (denchgang) with 33,231 notes

snail-babe:

meatinjection:

nickywires:

this video is all over facebook but honestly you must watch it it’s the best thing i’ve seen all week i can’t believe teenage boys

i am crying ahhaha i think teenage boys are the missing link

teens in the uk are wild

posted 1 week ago; via ezravirtuoso (nickywires) with 59,695 notes