"I’m not sure if it’s a monkey or a marsupial, but it’s a small animal, nocturnal, with big eyes that moves very slowly"
*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck
when someone makes you take out you earphones to talk to them
girls don’t want boys girls want sweet lemonade, sweet sweet lemonade
- break a mirror
- roll the dice
- run with scissors (specifically through a chip and fire fight)
- go into business with a grizzly bear
- find a well-known hardman and start a fight
- wear my shell suit on bonfire night
- fill in a circular hole with a peg that’s square
- bite the lightning and tell him how it tastes
- kung fu fighting on my roller skates
- do the macarena in the Devil’s lair
- sit down
Chris Evans Alphabet → Plaid
dedicated to @prettyprettyday
Watch this flow.
superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY
me: throws you into a locker
Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.
What is this
The Photos Disney Characters Would Take If They Had Instagram Accounts by Simona Bonafini.
how many episodes was that character in, you ask???
not as many as they deserve
not enough to satisfy me
*pulls two pieces of paper out a hat* slug….recruitment
*all of tumblr starts chanting slug recruitment*
this video is all over facebook but honestly you must watch it it’s the best thing i’ve seen all week i can’t believe teenage boys
i am crying ahhaha i think teenage boys are the missing link
teens in the uk are wild