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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 20:27
(source: jonandtheon)

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 19:28
(source: thatpunnyguy)

icicleman:

thatpunnyguy:

what does Batman like to put in his drinks?

JUST ICE

GET OUT

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23 / 5 / 2013 @ 19:27
(source: mercimonamie)

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

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22 / 5 / 2013 @ 21:55
(source: tootwizard)

zeuspiss:

im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

(Source: tootwizard)

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22 / 5 / 2013 @ 21:35
(source: harleycitysiren)

harleycitysiren:

THE MOTHERFUCKING SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR THOUGH MAN.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?

IT WAS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS.

YOU GOT TO BUY BOOKS, AND THEY HAD TOYS, AND UGH SOMETIMES THE BOOKS /CAME WITH TOYS/ AND THAT WAS JUST THE FUCKING BEST.